Tarzan the Ape Man: (1980)  Shining stars like Miles OíKeefe may hold title roles in this remake, but Bo Derek steals the show that was filmed for her in this John Derek opus of smut.  As intended, you forget that even the elephants are in this movie, watching intently through scene after scene for each strategically placed wet-blouse shot.  Eventually Bo, as Jane, gets captured by natives, stripped (off camera), washed and painted (on camera, mostly) and generally prepared for copulation with the big cheese native Mohawk guy.  Tarzan saves the day, of course, and the tease-fest that is Tarzan of the 80ís ends on a naked beastiality note.  Final tally of animals that touch Bo in her flicks (mostly this one): 1 Lion, 5 horses, 1 orang, 1 snake, 1 elephant, 2 dogs, 1 chimp, 1 Richard Harris
 
Oh sure, HenchWOMEN scenes make it in the flick....
if women WERE like boogers, I'd pick Bo...

 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

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