Tales
From The Crypt: Bordello of Blood: (1996) Dennis Miller and Erika
Eleniak Vs. vampires portrayed by Angie Everheart and Cory Feldman?!?
This movie has problems already! But it is not simply a henchman's
lament, as Angie is the really the ringleader of vamps here, who's obvious
semi-lesbian scene was an off-camera event. She and Cory gloat
over the bound Erika, running hands and threats over the former playmate's
curvy bod. When Dennis finds her, he checks her neck for bites.
He shoulda looked lower, as Erika, in rather typical horror fashion, ends
up a vamp as well. For in the closing scene, Erika's skirt rides
up enough to see the bites marks - on her upper inner THIGH. She
digs in to the comic (Miller), fade out, and the Crypt Keeper ends our
story. *sigh*
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REBUTTAL:
John
Carpenter's VAMPIRE$: (1998) Valek (Thomas Ian Griffith) is,
again, more the Overlord of this flick than a henchvamp, but we'll let
it slide. He's just snuck into the hotel where a victorious James
Woods and slay-crew are having some hookers over for the night. One
of said nude-o babes is the beautiful Katrina (Sheryl Lee of Twin
Peaks). She gets cornered by Valek, Vampiro Numero Uno, who decides
to turn her from Lady of the Night to Creature of the Night
by going downstairs on her and biting her, well, in a spot that gets quite
the standing ovation from her senses. This isn't even the softcore action
that such a scene coulda been, but it was erotic nonetheles.
Plus, we get a great ass-shot of Miss Lee later, when Daniel Baldwin ties
her naked to a bed for no other apparent reason than to let us see what
perfectly formed buttocks she has. Still, if you must see a little
more, click HERE
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