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Slave
of the Cannibal God: (1978) Ah, the 70's. Horrid music, bad editing,
worse lighting, gratuitous gore... This movie has two things going
for it, and they're both attached to Ursula Andress. Oh, and Stacy
Keach is in it - (one hour into the film later) - oh, wait, he's dead.
So much for top billing. This is another Lamentation of the stupid
henchmen. Captured by Cannibals, Ursula is thought to be some God's
bride. We do get a "naked bound Ursula oiled up by native girls"
scene, but as to who stripped her bare or put her into her bridal, erm,
skins is an off-screen mystery. The natives seem content to leave
her tied for the Gods after that, except for one idiot who unties
her before making his unwelcome intentions known. He's promptly,
and justifiably, slaughtered by those cannibal dullards who STILL leave
her tied up, alone (morons!).
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