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Bullets: (1990) You'd be (un)lucky to find this one in the bargain
bin its so horrid. A team of Stunt Actors (the women of which happen
to all be gorgeous) are training next door to a secret underground chemical
factory that is actually a front for drug-running. Its run by Martin
Landau (and to think he didn't get that Oscar until Ed Wood)...
badly. The place's henchmen all wear grey shirts and jeans (the good
guys in merchandisable STUNT TEAM sweat shirts), drink, steal, die, and
cause bar fights (in that order). The worst of the bunch does nothing
but try unsuccessfully to force himself on ANY woman he can find (extras).
When two of the Stunt Babes stumble across secret entrance #4, they get
abducted by the drug-monkeys and scheduled for "questioning", to which
Mr. Anything with two legs says, "With pleasure". He drugs
'em up and gets as far with one as getting his OWN shirt off before being
called away. Meanwhile the Stunt Team neglects to call the cops and
moves in with bows, arrows, hammers, some guns, two geeks, one old man,
and many other useless qualities to rescue the babes. Most everyone
bites it (including the careers) and no one gets laid. 1hr 27 minutes
of baaad...
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