Kong: (1976 remake) Talk about your bloody sexual frustration,
mates! This one’s got it all. Dwan, blonde bimbo extraordinaire,
is being married to Kong, a giant 50 foot bloody ape who’s not seen a female
of his species in bugger-all knows how long. She is not amused.
Despite the “Kong feels her up and attempts to reveal the goodies (to little
avail)” scene, this after several other teasing wet-linen type shots, my
lament is still quite palpable. The movie’s ape antics begin when
Dwan is kidnapped by the Kong-god revering island natives, drugged while
in shorts and a T-shirt, then she is suddenly thrust forth by chieftains
onto the alter in a native wedding gown. Convenient. I was
native ape-boy # 1 here. Goodness lads, what you missed… Sigh,
all this and NO ONE gets off.
Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck. Playboy model Kathy Shower
gets captured by natives along with our heroes in bad 80’s b-flick.
She’s drugged, her naked bod held down and well-oiled by native women (I
was exempt from this scene (DAMN!), but at least I coached… cough cough,
yeah…) and given over to chieftain as a toy for the evening. She
has little fight left in her after the head of her hubby is tossed in as
a gift for her. Poor girl.
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