Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom:  (80’s)  Kate Capshaw plays Willie, Jones’ romantic sweetie of the “will she please shut the hell up” variety.  She’s captured along with the rest of our heroes and sentenced to be sacrificed to a blood-loving god in true serial-film fashion.  When they journeyed into the caves of the baddies Willey was wearing her PJ’s.  Cut to “Natives will now sacrifice blonde babe” scene, and she’s had another of our mysterious costume changes.  Damn shame, lads.
Well, when you put it like that, Mr. Speilberg, of course I'll marry you and have 12 kids...




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