Heavy
Metal: (1980’s, animated) Taarna Sequence. Our heroin,
Taarna the warrior babe, is captured by the mutant horde of the Lok-Nar.
Henchman #1 (My part… voiced it for this flick, honest) notices her marks
denoting her as Chosen One warrior babe. Evil Overlord orders: “Have
her bound and washed, then – bring her to me”. (Deleted scene featuring
me and my crack wash-down crew is cut HERE.) It’s a bloody order
from the friggin’ BOSS, but does John Q Public get to see MY moment
of Glory?!! Noooo. I should have gone to work in Anime while
I had the chance. Cut back to Taarna, naked and gloated over.
Add insult to injury, the whipping scene is even cut! Bloody hell…
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REBUTTAL:
Barbarian
Queen. B-flick from the 80’s is a sword and sandal tale of one
amazon’s quest to free her brethren, and get naked several times along
the way. This is one I’m proud of, but alas it is awash among a sea
of movies like those listed here of laments. Still, this one has
a great “Evil Overlord’s scuzzy little torture bloke wracks the babe and
has his way with her” scene. Ah, the days of yore… the 80’s.
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