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Golden
Voyage of Sinbad: (1974) In this case, its the Lamentation of
the Giant Cyclopian stop-motion animated Centaur. See, the local
tribesmen (all aparently members of the Alice Cooper Lookalike Foundation)
just threw the beautiful Caroline Munro to their OTHER living god (they
have two - go figure) Mr. Cyclops, mostly just because she bears the mark
of ol' one-eye. He shows up, she faints, he carries her off.
When Sinbad finally manages to find her, she's been tossed down a pit where
she sits sobbing like a school-girl. Did Cyclops-boy toss her there
'cause she screamed and couldn't cook, had he already had his way with
her and decided her a dead lay, or was he just too dumb to know what to
do with the chicks the natives kept tossing him? The world may never
know...
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