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Eclipse: (1989 - made for HBO) "Wanna see something really
scary?" I don't know of a movie that Bruce Payne is in where he isn't
a complete psycho. This time round, he's also a several hundred year
old werewolf who turns cops into X-men by giving them his brain juice in
shot glasses. Patsy Kensit is his number one squeeze, but for some
unknown reason she prefurs to sniff Mario Van Peebles crotch instead (that's
a were-chick joke). Anywho, Bruce finds out and reminds her who the
man (erm, wolf) is... just as the scene fades out. I spose this again
counts more as the Overlord's (Overwolf??) lament more than henchman's,
but a woe is a woe.
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