Full Eclipse:  (1989 - made for HBO)  "Wanna see something really scary?"  I don't know of a movie that Bruce Payne is in where he isn't a complete psycho.  This time round, he's also a several hundred year old werewolf who turns cops into X-men by giving them his brain juice in shot glasses.  Patsy Kensit is his number one squeeze, but for some unknown reason she prefurs to sniff Mario Van Peebles crotch instead (that's a were-chick joke).  Anywho, Bruce finds out and reminds her who the man (erm, wolf) is... just as the scene fades out.  I spose this again counts more as the Overlord's (Overwolf??) lament more than henchman's, but a woe is a woe.
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