of Darkness: (1992) Sam Raimi's current conclusion to the
EVIL DEAD franchise, in all its excess and glory, is still a debatable
lament for myself as the obligitory Wench Preparing Henchman. In
this film, romatic interest midieval babe of our hero, Ash (Bruce Cambell),
has been captured by winged demon of the deadites. The leader of
this skeleton crew is none other than Ash's evil side, and naughty boys
need love too. So while she is given over to the Evil Overlord Ash
in a great "bring on the wench!" scene, the other captured girlies (each
of which is topless yet deftly covered by ribbon or hair) are led in chains
for the obvious delights of the deadites. Our heroin's dress is ripped
to her waist as she struggles against the advances of bad Ash, and... and
*sob* *sniff* and the camera pans back and cuts away to a different
scene!.. (Grumbling sounds of disgust) And thus is the
teasing lament of American cinema! I'd do it for free if it at least
ended up ON CAMERA! Man...!
Dead: (1982?) Ok, it doesn't really count as any sort of "Henchman"
activity, but its not every day you see a tree have sexual relations with
a woman... Call it "Hench-Demon" activity. Maybe "HenchTree"?
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