Winner, May 2000 is Tim (not Timmy, mind you, but Tim). The
other winner (as there only WERE two entrees into the contest) is Chris.
Their versions of the captions are below, respectively. Woohoo!
YOU ever see a great pic that needs to be on MPT3K...
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