UPDATE: 11/21/03 C
2003 Bombshelter Design:
in the Bombshelter... Geniuses of Biotechnology and Pyronecrobestiality
- having used nuclear explosions, cybernetics, bad plotlines, and a few
thousand yards of string - resurrect the Monster King of Rock in a new
form... now some 400 meters high! Now
lives again, sent forth on a destructive mission to make the world pay
for its overuse of media hype! KingElvisTM
stomps over the lands, a beautiful girl in each hand, toppling towers with
his enormous girth, searing military forces with his rock-n-roll laced
radioactive breath and making babes swoon with his rockabilly hairdo and
swinging hips. Thanks to evil scientists, the King lives again, and
he has destroyed the building! Now nothing can stop SupaMegaKingElvisTm!!
Reduce Foreign Dictators to Smoldering Cinders!!!
Terror as KINGELVISTM Attacks
a Theme-Park Roller Coaster!!
Horror as KINGELVISTM
Takes on the Gimmick Based Websites in a Bid for Total Humor Domination!!
Battles Toe to Toe with Sugar-Coated Pop Stars!!
Melts Down the entire cast of Entertainment Tonight!!!
Satisfaction When KINGELVISTM
at last Devours CUBA!!!