"Boothe Beer"tm                                                           advertisement (fake, dummy)  "When John has had a long day, there's nothing he likes more  than going home to his Ice-cold Boothe Beer and his hoochie. Why?  Because John knows that only Boothe Beer(tm) has been helping  ugly people have sex for over 6 years and counting.  So, next time  you're at a bar and it's getting close to 'Last Call', order her a few  Boothe Beers and you'll be getting some tonight."                                  advertisement by Jay Boothe